Sunday, January 28, 2007

Scamp to Tramp in Four Easy Steps

It all started as a gag for Steve. 'If you like those ads from LMB so much, why don't you get a tattoo of one?', his friends would tease at the neighborhood biker bar. So Steve got a tattoo, one with a pig, a recurring star of LMB.


Realizing that he was only a woman trapped in a muscular guy's body, Steve began to roam the shady streets in purple mascara and candy-pink fingernails. The LMB tattoos began to appear at the same rate as his penchant for drag-queenery.


18 months and several injections later, Steve had completed his transformation; he was now Corinna. The lower back tattoo was the final affirmation of his sexy womanhood -- Steve/Corinna had finally come home, an LMB home.
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4 comments:

  1. KPH2/05/2007 5:21 AM

    Thank you for this bizarre and wonderful blog. I eagerly await your dissection of the latest: the new, ubiquitous hand-pumping man spins around in colorful fractal form has he multiplies into *three* hand-pumping men...

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  2. dev2r2/12/2007 1:27 AM

    Fractals? Sounds fascinating! Haven't seen it yet...

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  3. Anonymous2/21/2007 9:56 PM

    I've got a still shot of the LMB banner with four gyrating cowboys. If you want it, shoot an email to dm717 at the free email service that begins with the first letter of the currency of a country in Asia where a lot of raw fish is consumed.

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