Beware the HypnoDog

Pictured above, a dog that either ate a really long weiner or a weiner-dog that must win first place at the Westminster Dog Show each time.

In its animated form, the dog's glittering eyes pulsate, mesmerizing you into doing silly things, like acting like you're taking a shower, or actually clicking on the ad. In this static screen capture however, we see the dog's soul in its true nature - the soul-less black eyes beckoning a netizen into the dark, gaping void of mortgage-refinancing.