Completing the bird trifecta

LMB doesn't stop with flamingos when using birds for its ads. It defiles all types of waterfowl, real and imaginary. Above, we see two other bird-related ads.

The first is a pelican, which also moonlights as a flasher. The second is a mythical bird, that lives only in the ad-maker's imagination. Even the bird seems perplexed that not one, but three of its ilk exist, solely to advertise percentages on their chests.