The physics of LMB
Reminding us of sunnier times, the coconut tree gently sways in the breeze. Never mind the ugly red bricks covering its stem. Suddenly, a brisk gust whips the tree. The coconuts - two 7%'s, one 4% and one 5% - drop to the ground; mortgages are falling!
A few moments after this, defying all known laws of gravity, the coconuts magically float back up and re-attach themselves to the tree. The cycle begins again, and the tree tries in vain to get rid of the coconuts that are a bit too fond of their origin.