The Magical Mucus Lion

Continuing with the despicable agenda of defiling the noble and the innocent of the world, LMB picks the king of the forest as its next victim. The lion sits and moves his head lethargically, hypnotized by the mouse pointer.

On his rump is the 'Bad Credit OK' message, as if to indicate that's where bad creditors deserve to be. He also sneezes majestically, spewing forth not boogal matter, but pristine white letters that spell the word 'Refinance'. P.T. Barnum has nothing on LMB, who seem to have struck paydirt with this mythical beast.