Retro Cocktail Hour

There used to be simpler times at LMB; times when otherwise normal creatures became abnormally distended, as though they had been genetically spliced with an anaconda and learned to swallow rectangular prey whole. This ad is a throwback to those simpler times.

Even esoteric animals like anteaters were not exempt from LMB's experiments. The anteater, mistaking an ant farm for the real thing, must have swallowed it whole. The ravenous insect-licker is not sated; it looks for more of those delicious formic fiestas at a nearby anthill, conveniently titled 'Bad Credit OK'.