Never mind Nirvana
Aummm.... Let the healing aura of rate quotes wash over your senses. Feel the credit cycle, as immutable and recurring as the waves of the ocean, caress your body. Your mind is maya, and the illusion can only be transcended by the contemplation of mortgage ads.
Your credit score and your karma are entwined as copulating serpents. To free yourself from both, you will need to refinance your home with LMB and follow a life of ascetic severity. One follows the other, and it is your destiny to find out which comes first.
posted by dev2r at
5:09 PM
7 Comments:
Ah you have uncovered the ad I hate the most. I'm at a loss for words trying to describe my hatred for it.
That is all.
Sadly, the ad was intended to bring a sense of peace and serenity -- seems to have backfired :)
The dancing alien has been replaced with a dancing woman in a suit. Weird but she looks like the ex-wife of Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson. Yeah I know but it really does. Just started seeing them today. And my firt thought was "What no Alien?!!" Toodles
Hahaha, I saw the dancing woman in a suit, too.
Your analysis of these ads is genius.
There's also a dancing [what appears to be a] hooker out now too.
s: The fact that you can pinpoint the resemblance of an animated character to the ex-wife of a wrestling star is by itself pretty scary :)
eric: Haven't seen the hooker ad yet. In fact, haven't seen *any* new ones lately...
Check out your My Yahoo page if you have one, that's where I see those the most often. Also http://www.deviantart.com has them, if you click browse artworks often enough one will eventually come up.
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