Lifestyles of the Lichen Farmers
Tired of paying an ARM and a leg every month for your home? Ditch those old digs and find some new cribs! For a low monthly payment, you can now live the way the other half lives.
Go the green way by cutting down on electricity bills and unnecessary lighting. Carry torches that brighten wherever you carry them. Plumbing and potable water? Not a problem anymore; Just remember which way is downstream. Call your neighborhood LMB ogre and see if you qualify***!
***LMB fully abides by the Fair Housing Act, as long as you're a troll
posted by dev2r at
8:41 PM
2 Comments:
Is it me or have the LMB ads seemed to have disappeared? Are they a casualty of the sub-prime mortgage scandal that seems to be developing?
Hmm, yes, they do seem to be keeping a low profile.
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