Monday, January 28, 2008

9 to 5 to 9

Career woman by day; Party girl by night. Today's modern woman has a lot of roles to play. For the LMB woman, the transition is not easy. By twilight, she is also Miss Jane Hammer, the hard-boiled private eye with a heart of gold. Clad in a trenchcoat and standard-issue fedora, she stalks unwary mortgage payment defaulters and makes them pay up. She's got brass knuckles and she ain't afraid to use them.

But Who could Miss Hammer be? An alert reader of the blog has pointed out her resemblance to the ex-wife of Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson. This is so much of a specific connection that the writer believes the commenter has way too much time on his/her hands and refuses to google for pictures of the aforementioned ex-wife.


Blogger said...

Triple Trouble!

2/08/2008 10:01 AM  
Blogger Eric said...


I dunno if you've seen but the overly pixelated flash videos of the dancing office tramps have made a comeback with the headline FED CUTS RATE BY 3%

My life is now complete now that the booty shakers have returned!

2/19/2008 9:38 AM  
Blogger Q said...


3/03/2008 7:55 AM  
Blogger Tony said...

I just got a screenshot of a new one - how would I get it to you?

3/28/2008 2:21 PM  
Blogger dev2r said...

Tony: mail it to me at dev2r at yahoo dot com. Haven't been seeing any new ones recently...

3/31/2008 8:57 PM  
Blogger AndyO said...

Thanks for this great blog! When I was researching a blog entry I found your extensive archive of ads. Here's a copy of my article if you're interested:

Best, AndyO

9/14/2008 1:50 PM  
Blogger Glen said...

As I daily check my email I have been privy to several ads from this company or companies. Most are real people dancing for no reason in an office setting and some are shadows of multiple people dancing or whatever. The latest shows a group of women all dancing and gyrating, from the side, in a very high speed, and for the life of me whenever I see this I am momentarily transfixed and then I get very angry. Really, angry. I feel like a person might feel if they see something and it causes a seizure. I tried to get over my anger with this and literally watched it for almost 10 minutes. 10 minutes of people dancing for no reason wearing casual business clothes in what appeared to be a gym or something and the 3 ladies in the front are going tribal and then I notice one girl in the back, far left, who has no technique and cannot do as well as the front 3, but there’s more, in the middle/back I see a lady who is slightly overweight trying this same dance and it’s killing me!

WHAT THE HECK DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH FINANCE?!?!? CAN YOU PLEASE ADD SOME SANITY BACK TO MY LIFE AND EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS SO POPULAR???!!?!?! Thank God there are apparently others out here who don't get it as well.

10/23/2008 5:53 AM  
Blogger Charles Harper said...

The idea, Glenn is that you are transfixed.

That is marketing.


10/24/2008 4:03 AM  
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