Don't Tread On ME (or any other state)
Everything spells danger in this menacing entry into LMB's ad roster.
As the red eyes and fangs seems to indicate, this specimen is probably one of those rare vampire-snake hybrids, the ones that seem to be able to transform from a vampire to a bat and then immediately to a snake, causing confusion amongst paranormal zoologists everywhere. The rattles on the tail are modeled after the famous 'Towers of Hanoi' game, which seem to indicate that the origin of this lifeform could be the Orient.
The snake has swallowed 53 eggs, all of them providing just the mortgage rate you were looking for. The only way to get the right rate for your state is to extricate it through its maw with your bare hands.The ad says, 'Click your State', but do you really want to?