Serenity and Fish Breath

You take a stroll in the strange land of LMB ads. Surreal creatures and creations assail you from everywhere. Your senses are overwhelmed by the colors, shapes and the motions of these perversions. You yearn for some respite, mundaneness, normalcy.

Suddenly, you come across a zen pond. Amidst the sound and the fury, this is a haven of peace and tranquility. Koi fish swim in water that gently laps against smooth, round stones. You take a deep breath, and kneel to take a closer look at the fish. The Koi looks up at you and gives you a knowing grin -- the omniscience of LMB's tongue-in-cheekiness is again laid bare.