"Hello Gentlemen, how are you today? How was your new year? Chilly and blustery, I hope? There's nothing like holding a warm thermos of cocoa and freezing your toes off waiting for the ball to drop, is there? What's that you say? Wasn't freezing at all !?
How about Christmas, then? I love that time of the year, when friends and family meet over a warm fire in the hearth, and open up gifts while watching snow swirl outside your window, turning the world into a winter wonderland of white... what do you mean, it didn't snow this year !?
El Nino sure is being enfanto terriblo this year, ha ha. Well, then gentlemen, why don't you enjoy this picture of a lone penguin floating away to sea on a melting iceberg? Warms your cockles, eh? Doesn't warm it too much, I hope."