Wednesday, September 28, 2005

The Doody Clones

Next up, the Synchronized Infant Swaying event! Watch the spectacle of babies (including some unfortunate ones joined at the head) swing to and fro. These babies are each outfitted with diapers and each pamper proudly holds poopy from the named state. Watch it, New Jersey's got twice the load!

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Monkey Shines

Sometimes, an LMB ad comes along that gives you nightmares because it speaks the truth too well. This one is one of them.

Are monkeys good or evil? We may never know, but this LMB ad deigns to answer the question. The sedate banana-eating monkey transforms into a shrieking, red-bodied monster that tears its own hair with a simple mouseover.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Best LMB Ad. Ever.

Admit it. This is what you were looking for when you searched for LowerMyBills ads and ended up here. This is their finest and there is no way this ad can be bested.

Only the most twisted mind in ad-biz could have thought up the idea of a cookie man killing himself slowly by repeatedly dipping in a test-tube of milk. This is right up there in the hall of fame of horrors, next to shipwrecked people gnawing their arms off and spiders crawling out of your mouth.