The Round Table Comes Around
Revenge is a dish best served cold. The blood of King Arthur flows strong in his progeny. It is the time for the shameful taunting by the French, masterfully depicted in 'The Holy Grail', to be avenged sevenfold.
Armed with only his MC-Hammer pants and smooth break-dancing skills, Arthur's descendant of the modern era travels to France to fart in its general direction. (Followed by the throwing of ducks and cows at the Eiffel, not shown here.)