"So there I was, Janice, filing my TPS reports online on my dual screen workstation, when I heard this giggling behind me and then a scurrying noise. I turn around to find this huge rat crawling on my cube wall!!! I swear to God, Janice, it was right on top of my framed 'Employee of the month' certificate! And there was that four-eyed creep, Victor, taking pictures of me while I was screaming my lungs out.
... where's he now? Oh, he won't be bothering me for a while, what with the restraining order I took out on him and the extra serving of animal cruelty that landed him in jail. Say, you don't know any Flash developer who can make jerky animated ads looking for a job, do you?"