Monday, July 11, 2005

The It Factor

Hi! I'm Biffy, the Punch-You Clown! You might be confused by my bowling pin shape and think I'm the sort of clown that bobs back when you punch my nose. But you're terribly mistaken! I'm the kind that punches YOU in your nose! And then I steal your wallet.

Are you wondering what I have in my right hand behind my back? Well, that's my special clown surprise. Don't be alarmed when you wake up later with wood splinters in your face!