Saturday, December 23, 2006

The Round Table Comes Around

Revenge is a dish best served cold. The blood of King Arthur flows strong in his progeny. It is the time for the shameful taunting by the French, masterfully depicted in 'The Holy Grail', to be avenged sevenfold.

Armed with only his MC-Hammer pants and smooth break-dancing skills, Arthur's descendant of the modern era travels to France to fart in its general direction. (Followed by the throwing of ducks and cows at the Eiffel, not shown here.)

Sunday, December 10, 2006


Childhood memories and memorabilia have always been given an evil twist by the media to prey on our greatest fears - Chucky, Pennywise, to name a few. However, teddy bears have always remained sacrosanct and a taboo to pervert -- until now.

LMB takes a bold step and destroys the one remaining fond memory that hasn't been sullied by Hollywood. The maniacal teddy bear with bugged out blue eyes stares sinfully at our nether regions. Much like Alex from 'Clockwork Orange', its harmless smile belies the wicked thoughts that are hidden beneath.